Condom Sizing

Harry noticed he was running low on rubbers, so he stopped by the local drugstore.

"What size?" asked the blonde pharmacist's assistant sweetly.

When he admitted he wasn't sure of his size. The blonde led him into the back room, lifted her skirt and told him to enter her. He was delighted to oblige. "Size six," she told him after a moment. "Now, take it out. How many?"

Harry bought a dozen, and on his way home, he ran into his friend Tom. Harry eagerly told Tom the whole story.

Tom rushed down to the drugstore to place on order, "But I'm afraid I don't know my size," he told the sales girl.

So the blonde led him in to the back room and repeated the procedure. "Size seven, Sir. Now take it out please. How many?"

But Tom kept on going until he was done. "None, thanks," he told her, zipping up his pants and grinning. "I just came in for a fitting."


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A man went into a drug store and asked the cashier for some rubbers.
The cashier asked, "What size?"
The man replied, "Size? I didn`t know they came in sizes."
"Yes, they do," she said. "What size do you want?"
"Well, gee, I don`t know." the man answered.
The lady was used to this, so she told him to go to the backyard and measure himself by sticking his penis into each of the three holes in the fence. While the man is back there, the lady sneaks around to the other side of the fence and spread her legs behind each hole as the man tested it.
When the they returned, the cashier asked, "What will it be? Small, medium, or large?"
The man replied, "To heck with the rubbers! Give me a hundred feet of that fence back there!"